isnt it the truth

Today I had the fantastic oppurtunity to watch the news!...by that I mean I got to see in front of the Television and listen to people that want their opinion heard complain for an hour.  If I wanted to be bagerd by the same voice all day then I would get back together with my ex.  I do not really watch any of these shows like the Bill O'Rielly show and I now know why I have stayed away from them for so long.  I sat down and watched an episode of "The daily show" and the Bill O'Rielly show.  I have never weanted commercials more in my life then When I watched the Bill O'Rielly show.  I am not the smartest man alive nor do I know an extreamly large amount about political subjects but I am pretty sure this guy might be in the same boat as me, why they gave him a show? I have no idea.  It almost looks like every 3 min.  somebody in the back of the room holds up a sign for a new topic for him to just go off about that is not related to what they were just talking about.  I felt like I was watching a room of men that all had an early onset of Alzheimer's arguing.  I would not tie my worst enemy down to a chair and make him watch this show because it would be considered cruel punishment.....I would just do him the favor and put a bullet through his head.  I believe that anyone in class that had to sit through that shithead speak for more then 5min should automatically pass this class. 

I then turned over to John Stewart which I do not watch this simply because I would rather watch something else.  the episode that I did wwatch was not that bad because it had richard lewis on it and it was actually quite funny and was not alot of crazy political shit. I am also just a fan of richard Lewis esspecially in Curb your Enthusiasm....If I were to pick one person to listen to that I feel I was less likely to commmit suicide while watching the show I guess I would have to pick John Stewarts.

Really FAKE TV

Reality Tv.......Is it real or fake? Either way it sucks.  I will never understand the concept of people running to the Tv to watch a bunch of Italian assholes that still live with their parents act like they are retarded.  I do not want to watch a group of rich snobs crying about their problem at their new home in Malibu either.  The Hills, Jersey Shore or any show on VH1 with someone "looking for love" is dumbing down the entire population.  Why do people care about the next thing that some Italian whore is going to do?  The best episode is the one where that Snooki girl gets knocked out, and by the way the girls on the show are not attractive.  If an alien did come down and saw the way that these people acted then we would be the laughing stock of the universe and there would be no belief of intelligent life on this planet.  I just hate how people can even think that these shows are real, nobody is in love with flavor flav.  All of these shows have scripts the producers will even admit it. So thank you to MTV and VH1 for killing the intelligence in todays society.